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WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via pizza)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via pizza)

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

(via stormafter)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via thevolutionofnerdy)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via articrnonkey)

singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

(via afterthedreamer)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via joshpeck)

2bainzz:

i haaate when you complain about how big your boobs are or how you don’t want them to get bigger and a straight boy is all “why? they look good” or “how is that a bad thing” bitch because 1) it invites comments like that 2) new bras are expensive and 3) boob gravity doesn’t work forever

(via afterthedreamer)

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

(via yerthebadwolfmari)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via yerthebadwolfmari)

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via yerthebadwolfmari)

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via pizza)

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

(via thehalfblondeprincess)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via laughcentre)